(Jason Molina of Songs: Ohia) at the Echo, Bergman movies at the New Beverly (Sawdust and Tinsel and Summer with Monika), Dark Meat at The Smell 7: Dead Meadow at 6th and Alameda warehouse, Jon Brion at Largo, Josephine Baker films double bill at The Aero, Foot Village and Lucky Dragons at The Smell 8: Recuperating at her uncle’s country estate after a riding accident left her blind, Sarah (Mia Farrow) wakes up to discover her entire family has been slaughtered by a crazed serial killer.
Determined to track down the killer herself, Sarah sets off on horseback, only to find herself momentarily impeded when she is trapped in a clay pit by a family of sinister gypsies. T’s Bowl, Boogie Nights/Roller Boogie at the New Bev, The Exorcist (last Cemetary Screening of the Summer) at Hollywood Forever, The Melvins at the Henry Fonda Theater, Heavy Metal Variety Hour at UCB with Thomas Lennon, Steve Agee, David Wain, and host Seth Morris 16: Spectrum (Pete Kember/Sonic Boom from Spacemen 3) at Part Time Punks, Playtime and Mon Oncle at the New Bev.
I mean, they'll pay their bills, buy their shoes and even earn an advanced degree online, but they refuse to find a gosh-darned date there.
So I decided to do some asking around to find out why so many of us women are afraid to say yes to online dating.
He was way overdressed for this type of bar on a Saturday night; and he seemed to be a pretty smooth talker.
He bought a drink, we danced, and c But, for the next hour, my friends and I listened to him talk about rugby (he was the team captain!
Desperate not to have to spend another minute discussing various investments he would like to make someday sans caffeine, I made up some excuse about needing to feed my nonexistent cats and bolted. With my best friend in tow, we searched the crowded dance floor for an American flag bowtie – the only identifying information he gave – before finding him by the bar.
We laid our eyes on what could best be described as a “fratty Ansel Elgort”.
When asked if he wanted to find his friends, he insisted he hang with us – to which he continued to talk about himself for the next hour. I asked myself: what are twenty-something guys even looking for? I also prefer just going wherever the wind takes me. I told, y’all, it helps with the pain of a broken heart. We were listening to club hits on i Pod Shuffles, watching television on an actual television, and still dating boys who didn't believe in global warming.It just so happens, there are at least SEVEN apps* for making your real world (and dating world) as big and bold as the wide world of sports. Surely you know from Pinterest that there are millions of aspiring cake bosses in the world. Hell, you might even make a couple bucks finding love this way. There is something about picking up another creature’s poop that bonds human souls together in a way dancing at the club just can’t. You were all excited about making scarves with your new poodle and I had to go and ruin it with this suggestion.Did you also know there are professional chain mail artists? Pets are a great way to share your love and meet people who love their pets. And focus more on walking it than waiting for that jerk you met at the gym to text you back. Bear with me: you can join a real gym or a gym on your i Pad. Meeting people at the gym freaks me out as much as online dating.Because People Will Think I'm a Loser This is hands-down the most common thing I heard from women.For some reason, looking for men on the Internet is just about the most mortifying thing a woman can do. But really, it's just being honest about what you want.